Shere Khan
By Gidget
Species:
Tiger (male)
Age: 40-45
Appearance:
Impeccably groomed. Handsome in a cold, Bond-villain
sort of way.
Eyes: Depending on his mood,
either cold and implacable or fiercely yellow
Hair: Used to be brown when he was a young
man. Has a fringe of white around his
ears, none on top, so I think he might be bald.
Cody: If he’s bald, then Baloo
certainly is! ;)
Gidget: Or else Baloo is one of
those bald guys with a hairy back.
>_<
Cody: Ew.
Body Type: Tall and muscular,
without an ounce of fat.
Cody: Body-wise, he beats
Karnage. J
Gidget: That he does. Yum!
;)
Clothing:
Crisp white shirts and perfectly tailored suits. Nothing
costs less than a thousand dollars. Has been seen in a burgundy robe
while getting a book to read in bed (Louie's Last Stand).
Personality:
Arrogant,
unapologetic and about as warm as a Thembrian icebox. Coldly polite, he never openly confronts anyone, but watch
out. Behind the cordiality is a
ferocity you don't want to mess with.
Voice:
Tony Jay
Comments by Others:
"Geez, it's
three in the morning! Doesn't Mister Khan
ever sleep?"
"Ever heard of vampires?"
-- whispered conversation between two bored CEO's during a late-night business
meeting
(A Bad Reflection on You, part 1)
Cody: I love that line.
Gidget: Me too. It’s the perfect description.
"My friends would call me Shere, but I don't have any friends." (Wildcat
impersonating Khan, Citizen Khan)
"I guess now that you met the real Shere Khan, you don't like me
anymore."
"Actually, Wildcat, since I met the real Shere Khan, I like you
even better!"
(Wildcat and Clementine, Citizen Khan)
"Never thought ol' Khan'd be dumb enough ta give a guy anything he
wants! Sometime I don't think he's playin' with a full deck of
marbles!" (Baloo in Save the Tiger)
"What would Khan want my club?”
”Hey, the guy's just ruthless." (Louie and Baloo in Louie's Last Stand)
Best Episodes:
A Bad Reflection on You
Baloo Thunder
Citizen Khan
From Here to Machinery
A Fuel Dollars More
Louie's Last Stand
Plunder and Lightning
Save the Tiger
Whistlestop Jackson, Legend
Worst Episode:
Bullethead Baloo
Cody: Although he was kinda funny with the deadpan “Tie costs $4,000”
bit and when he maintained that he was not amused when
he was being kidnapped.
Gidget: Yeah… but I just hate the way he crossed his arms and allowed
himself to be carried off, like he was too important to break a sweat saving
himself. He could have taken MEL. He looked ridiculous.
Cody: I guess if you can spend
$3,000 on a paperweight, you think you don’t have to save yourself. What if *gasp* you got grease on your tie? ;)
Gidget: There goes the ransom
money! ;)
Best Lines:
When MEL the robot destroys his
paperweight: "That paperweight cost $3,000." Then MEL
vacuums his tie from his neck. "The tie... $4,000."
When kidnapped by MEL the robot, he says, "I'm not
amused." Then later:
"I'm still not amused." (Bullethead Baloo)
When forced to answer
the phone at work, he is irritated. "This will teach me to let my
employees go home after a mere 16-hour work day." (Citizen Khan)
"I suppose I should investigate my own untimely abduction." (Citizen
Khan)
"I'd very much enjoy meeting myself. Can you arrange it?" (Citizen
Khan)
"My dear, I desire only money and power. Unpresentable employees
provide me with neither."
(Citizen Khan)
Khan is tending his plants, with his "yes man" near by:
"I've spent years building Khan Industries into one of the biggest
corporations in the world, and there is one thing I've discovered. There are the
eaters.... And, there are the eatens."
(Plunder & Lightning)
When Baloo indignantly responds to the reward for returning Khan’s manmade
stone (“One hundred lousy bucks?”)
Khan: “One hundred thousand
lousy bucks.” (Plunder and Lightning)
"I believe in letting bygones be bygones. This, however, is business."
(Whistlestop Jackson, Legend)
Love
Life:
None in the show, but I imagine that he would escort a lady to the opera or a
charity benefit ball. He really isn't capable of loving anyone and
doesn't pretend to. He's not this misunderstood tycoon secretly
yearning for friendship and a hug.
Cody: *snorts* If you tried to be his friend/give him a hug, you’d probably
come away hurtin’.
Gidget: LOL! Like a few
claw marks in your back? ;)
The only woman in his life is Mrs. Snarly, his
receptionist/secretary. No, they
are not an item --- a frightening picture to say the least:
Mrs. Snarly (seductively): “I’ve
brought the giant pincushion, Mr. Khan.”
Khan: “Excellent, Mrs. Snarly. Mind the plants.”
(Tiger Yes-Man lays out a spotless satin sheet on the floor and discreetly
leaves them alone.)
Cody: Eww, ewww, ewww!! Nasty
mental picture!
And there's also the time Shere Khan's 'fiancee' stopped by his office to see
'Poopsy' (Baloo Thunder). Could it be the offspring of
B&B? I mean, she's got Becky's hair and is on the chunky side...
(giggle)
As ruthless as he is, there's a
kind of understanding between them. She guards his door using any means
necessary (for which Baloo can attest) and seems to instinctively know what he
wants her to do. However, there are a couple of fan fics out there
that do give Shere Khan a love interest. He treats them very well, taking
them out to dinner, spoiling them, that sort of thing.
Examples of Ruthlessness
-Tired of losing his own fleet of planes, Khan sends Baloo on a fool's mission (giving
him phony cargo to deliver) in order to investigate the missing planes. (A
Bad Reflection on You)
-makes his employees work 16-hour days and only treats them well to encourage
loyalty and hard work, not out of concern for their well being. And keeps
them up at business meetings at three in the morning!
-pumps up Baloo's ego by giving him a huge, honkin' trophy, proclaiming him
'Best Pilot in the World', just to make him want to prove it by accepting a
dangerous mission. Then the dangerous cargo turns out to be a lousy
painting. (Bad Reflection on You)
-cornered the market in nutmeg and then raised the prices. (Bad Reflection on You)
-created a gas shortage in order to jack up the prices (On a Wing and a Bear)
-sent an exploding singing telegram to Karnage (On a Wing and a Bear)
-monopolized the cargo delivery industry, putting all
pilots out of work, including shutting down Higher for Hire (From Here to
Machinery)
-dangled Professor Torque outside a plane to ‘convince’ him to give him a
refund. (From Here to Machinery)
-ridiculed Douglas Benton for his investment proposal, making him the
laughing stock of the CEO set.
"I've decided to invest in glow-in-the-dark sunglasses. They're easy
to find during a power failure."
Khan is not impressed. "And after you find them... you wear them in
the dark?... Think harder, Benson!"
(Louie's Last Stand)
-had Baloo kidnapped and held for ransom (granted, he was protecting himself
from extortion, but still… (Save the Tiger)
Comments:
He's Cape Suzette's resident Bill Gates.
He's
got the coolest digs --- and lives in the Khan Industries tower, above his
opulent office (so he won't be late for work, I guess). A stickler for schedules, he’s constantly
got his eye on his pocket watch. He’s
got presence --- I love how he stands at the window with his hands behind his
back, surveying his ‘kingdom’. When
sitting in that big office chair, he dismisses his lackeys by swiveling dramatically, the chair’s high
back seems to flap like a vampire’s cape, completely hiding him from view.
When he’s pissed off, he doesn’t throw a tantrum… all he
does is pull a Freddie Krueger, raking the desk top with his claws!
Khan is utterly ruthless in getting what he wants, especially in the business
world. Although he’s an extremely
intimidating boss, he treats valued employees well and generously rewards
loyalty and good work. He will even overlook their idiosyncrasies ---
as long as they deliver. For example, his in-house inventor Buzz (Baloo
Thunder) is eccentric and somewhat preoccupied, but Khan appreciates his
genius. In fact, he probably respects
him more than the rabbit scientist, Dr. DeBolt in Plunder and Lightning. While Buzz is an absentminded
professor-type, Dr. DeBolt is a little too desperate for approval to earn his
employer’s respect. Shere Khan does not
suffer fools gladly, no tolerate disloyalty. But if he likes you (or
rather, your work), you're golden. If anyone tries to take advantage of
him, they live to regret it. Douglas Benton (Louie's Last Stand) and Mr.
Percy (Baloo Thunder). Come to think of it, ever notice that neither was
ever seen again? ;)
Shere
Khan is an enigma. He's cordial --- a perfect gentleman, but never oozing
with charm. He seems humorless, but can be quite droll ("I'd
very much enjoy meeting myself. Can you arrange it?")
It is hinted that he dabbles in organized crime (Save the Tiger), but
rarely gets his hands dirty, not even when feeding his Venus flytraps --- he
wears gardener’s gloves. He has probably had people killed if they
got in his way, but never does so unnecessarily. Baloo has done
more than his share of irritating him. But I think that Khan likes him,
in spite of himself. He's probably one of the few people to tell him off (Plunder
and Lightning), take advantage of a promise (Save the Tiger) and
calls him 'Shere baby' and 'Khanny' --- and lived to tell the tale. When Baloo holds him
‘hostage’ in his own office, rattling off that wish list, I actually felt sorry
for the guy.
January 2003